PRIVACY POLICY
Welcome to FAUXSTORE, where even privacy policies deserve a touch of irony.
Let’s be honest—there’s nothing luxurious about data collection. But since we must play the game, here’s what you need to know:
- We don’t actually sell anything, so we have no reason to collect your payment details. If you somehow manage to send us money, we might just frame the transaction as conceptual art.
- Your data isn’t our business. Unlike certain luxury brands, we don’t need to track your every move to convince you we’re exclusive. If you visit our site, we won’t stalk you across the internet with ads—because, frankly, we don’t care.
- Cookies? Sure, we have them (the digital kind, not the edible ones). They help the website function, but we’re not using them to study your shopping habits—because, well, there’s nothing to buy.
- Emails? If you give us your email, we promise not to flood your inbox with pointless promotions. At most, you’ll receive cryptic messages that may or may not be performance art.
By using FAUXSTORE, you agree to exist in this beautifully absurd space where privacy is respected, data is ignored, and luxury is nothing more than a clever illusion.
Enjoy your stay at FAUXSTORE—where even the fine print is part of the joke.